Pigs Won't Fly

^the note I’m leaving you all on.

Toodle-dee-fucking-oodles.

27 November 2009

Reblog if you do make up with a sharpie

amileeyp:

squeezememacaroni:

Because some of you girls might as well.

GOOD IDEA. Won’t wash off. haha.

Don;t fucking do it. XD

OMG TUMBLR STOP K FUCK GOODNIGHT IM GOING FOR THE THIRD TIME

27 November 2009 • reblog: squeezememacaroni

lost awesome buzz from epic fruit flame war

*goes to bed*

27 November 2009

Reblog if you do make up with a sharpie

Because some of you girls might as well.

27 November 2009

renegadeprincess:

I like how I throw my stuff on my bed, go into the next room for about 30 seconds, and my fat lab manages to creep into my room and shove myself in the middle of all of my things. it’s good to be home. :) haha.

[and yes, I am almost 18 and still have stuffed animals and ponies from when I was about 7. shut up.]

This has a scary resemblance to someone else’s room. Same laptop, and she also has stuffed animals from a long time ago lying around.

27 November 2009 • reblog: renegadeprincess

Here's a game.

Go to the mall, or somewhere with a lot of people, and yell out “AWHH YEAH” but after that yell out a generic name like Mike or Steven and see what happens. Make sure to not look suspicious though.

You can get creative and try foreign names.

Instead of “AWHH YEAH RAYMOND” or “AWHH YEAH JOE” try “AWHH MOHAMMED” or “AWHH YEAH YOSHI”.

Try it.

27 November 2009

Fuck me, I was supposed to do homework today.

Oh fucking well, goodnight.

27 November 2009

Oh dear. I've made a terrible mistake.

Before the universe implodes, you must all know that:

Rebecca’s penis > watermelon/~~pineapple~~ > all.

27 November 2009

I still say watermelons are better. IN FACT!!!!

everythingelseisreal:

squeezememacaroni:

Maybe, Tumblr could do another ~~cats vs sharks~~ thing and do a watermelon vs ~~fruitiest fruit~~ pineapple war?

I’D BE DOWN.

THE FUCK MAN. WE MADE UP.

TUMBLR CAN STILL GO ON.

27 November 2009 • reblog: squeezememacaroni

I still say watermelons are better. IN FACT!!!!

Maybe, Tumblr could do another ~~cats vs sharks~~ thing and do a watermelon vs ~~fruitiest fruit~~ pineapple war?

I’D BE DOWN.

26 November 2009

How the fuck did I gain followers from that?

everythingelseisreal:

Don’t you generally lose followers when on a giant fruit flame war?

I know, fucked up.

Now that the caps have ceased.

Can we man hug and make up?

This has been a long fight. We all just want to go home to our respective fruits and eat them ~~with our fucking spoons~~.

Brohug?

26 November 2009 • reblog: everythingelseisreal

WE BROKE TUMBLR BECAUSE OF WATERMELONS

everythingelseisreal:

squeezememacaroni:

everythingelseisreal:

squeezememacaroni:

IF TUMBLR = THE INTERNET AND WATERMELONS BROKE TUMBLR, THEN THAT MEANS WATERMELONS > THE INTERNET.

THEREFORE.

WATERMELONS > ALL

BUT PINEAPPLES STARTED WATERMELONS SO PINEAPPLES>PRE AND POST INTERNET MULITVERSES

I SEE NO PROOFZ.

THIS STARTED BECAUSE I GOT TOLD PAULA I MIGHT UNFOLLOW HER BECAUSE SHE SAID WATERMELONS> PINEAPPLES AFTER I SAID PINEAPPLES WERE MY FAVORITE. THUS, PINEAPPLES STARTED THIS ALL

MOTHERBITCH, THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED.

MOTHERYARDDDD, YOU HAVE JUST FLIPPED THE SHIT ON THE WATERMELON.

I SHOULD’VE THOUGHT OF THE CONSEQUENCES BEFORE PLACING VARIABLES LIKE THAT IN SUCH A WONDERFUL EQUATION.

MOTHER’S MILKKKK…

26 November 2009 • reblog: squeezememacaroni

WE BROKE TUMBLR BECAUSE OF WATERMELONS

everythingelseisreal:

squeezememacaroni:

IF TUMBLR = THE INTERNET AND WATERMELONS BROKE TUMBLR, THEN THAT MEANS WATERMELONS > THE INTERNET.

THEREFORE.

WATERMELONS > ALL

BUT PINEAPPLES STARTED WATERMELONS SO PINEAPPLES>PRE AND POST INTERNET MULITVERSES

I SEE NO PROOFZ.

26 November 2009 • reblog: squeezememacaroni